Age/Gender: 22, Male
Location: Hayward California
Job: Bum (ATM)
So, you want to know about me? you want to know about what i do? what I'm thinking? The truth may frighten you. I'm afraid i cant even tell you what the truth is. Why? Well, there's a very simple reason. YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! :D
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"I Admire your enthusiasm to do whats right."
I was actually searching for a tutorial on how to make my OWN flash ironically enough. This made me LOL though.
while I am spoiled on great flash gods like Egoraptor or Kirbophier, thus the low score, I agree that WAY too many people do this. And looking for a tutorial on the site you are planning to steal from is just stupid. Whoever watches this flash all the way gets what they deserve. I know i did. > .>
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Honestly, for a birthday submission for your friend, this is probably better than cake. Especially because the picture at the end is unfortunately true. Let us try to forget that ever happened.
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This is the kind of thing i would expect to see from an actual game developer for the DS or something! sure its too short for that right now, but this IS only the first chapter. Still, this is an epic friggen masterpiece. I still havent gotten through the whole of this chapter! i even spent like an hour customizing my gear because i liked it so much. The gameplay is laggy if you have a slow machine like mine but the level of detail and effort just blows me away. and the mere fact that this game is more laggy for me than something like World of Warcraft says a whole friggen lot! You sir, win the internet. nono, you win 20 internets, five emblems of "Superior to chuck norris" and a golden god award.
This sir, ... is the SHIT! :D
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Glad you like the game - and seriously - thanks for the positive feedback =D
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I thought this was very funny, if a bit monotonous at times. Also i was sitting through this whole thing thinking "doesn't this guy have plans to DO anything with his life?" and "Why didn't he learn The FIRST time?" while laughing at every key moment. very good, very funny, i give it 5/5 and 9/10 only because of the slight monotony factor.
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While i respect your enthusiasm to prevent another large scale fanboy/girl Culture phenomenon, i would like to remind you that the creator of illwillpress, to my knowledge, doesn't condone such behavior. I feel your argument is flawed even from the beginning because you ask people to look at it in a realistic sense, yet you do so in an overly emotional manner that lacks self confidence. Both of those traits are indicators of bias opinion in any argument. i will admit i have seen very little innovation on illwillpress's part, but the animation is still solid and i personally still find the material funny. I think that there is nothing wrong with illwillpress's submissions and i would like to finish by asking, why fix something that isn't broken? innovation takes time, and there is nothing wrong with the current setup in my opinion.
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"...You mean Zombie?" "WHATS WITH THE RACISM MAN?!" Lol. I think the gamer tonight series is totally awesome and you guys need to do more of them. However i did like it better when it had the darker blue-ish background and wasn't rated "E". keep making them and i'll LOL. Make them a bit less baby friendly and i will admit there is still goodness in this world. P.S. Egoraptor, You rock man! : )
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This game is just awesome. 100% pure, Short, Awesome. Beat it once with the red dude and was impressed with the gameplay, Then i beat it again and ended up getting the gold "Paladin-esque" crasher. It made me feel awesome cuz i play a Pally on WoW but thats another story. 1,000/5!!
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"Jeez This was hard. But it IS beatable. and funny."
This game was hard, But there are tricks to beat it. First off, make sure you learn how the scooters lean. That way you can practice knocking them back faster. Second, Watch out for the cop. if you hit an old person in front of him when he's fully on the screen, he'll bust you. The trick with the cop is to beat back the old people when their behind him. Make sure that there is enough space between you and the old people when the cop shows up to bet them back behind him without risking one getting through. Hope this helps. Also, i must say this game is VERY funny to play. Beating up old bastards is very rewarding after they screw your game up for the 100th time. "Good Job!" Fin.
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"Heard this Audio a Billion times, yet i lol'ed"
Yeah, the Sparta scream is a little overdone, but i still Laughed at this flash. i think it might have something to do with me having the same reaction as the characters in this flash the first time i heard this.
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haha thanks Brooooo
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"Very Good. Not perfect, But smooth and seamless."
Don't get me wrong. This is EXACTLY how a parody should look, say for a few points where the actual image could have been better characterized. The one that sticks out in my mind is the image of Kisuke smoking. His mouth is just a pink diamond, and that's lazy, even for Chibi. there are more parts like that too but to be honest i'm just nitpicking. This is an Awesome flash remake and i would LOVE to see more!
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